January 2012
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Jan 18th
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I Complain..
.. I get a raise! Or maybe we should say- I perform well, I get a raise. Anyway, let’s not debate the intro and celebrate the good news! :) Condo! You’re one step closer to being mine, bitch!
Jan 17th
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Business Time
Let me tell you about business trips.. Mon-Wed work sent me to CES (supervised, of course) to represent one of our clients. “Yay, Vegas!” you may say. Wrong! It’s just longer hours, more pressure and all of your emails getting backed up back at home-base! February holds a trip to Spain for Mobile World Congress.. which should be a lot more entertaining, considering it’s...
Jan 13th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
September 2011
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Sep 20th
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August 2011
8 posts
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 17th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 10th
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Problem? Not in Pantstown!
Me: Alex! why do girls blow
Alex Loi: i don't know but i rather enjoy than ask why
Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 8th
July 2011
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Jul 29th
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tumblr you've seen drunk
so chilllllll oooout and get hhhiigih hahhaha beepboop11!1
Jul 28th
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“cant believe you would rather hang out with a hot girl over play video games...”
– Aaron Blake, CEO, Asshat Enterprises
Jul 27th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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I just had the best date ever!
Jul 9th
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Jul 1st
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June 2011
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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Of Note
Why do all of my potential OkC matches like The Great Gatsby? Secondary: Why are girls around 18-20 the most likely to initially message me? We’re on completely different levels, yo!
Jun 20th
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Jun 16th
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What Kind of Monster..
.. makes me do a 2 and a half hour workout?! Oh, my bff! >:(
Jun 14th
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Jun 9th
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Fandango is doing it again- 2 Movie Tickets for... →
Already jumped on this cheap date night opportunity ;)
Jun 9th
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“It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!”
– Fred Nadel, bossman, Nadel Phelan, Inc.
Jun 7th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
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May 2011
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May 25th
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May 24th
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Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex →
I AM A CONCERNED CITIZEN! 8 BAJILLION?!??!? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! SHUT IT DOWN
May 19th
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MIA
It feels like I’ve been neglecting the whole internets! No worries, one can only go without crack for so long.
May 18th
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May 14th
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May 12th
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2011
12 posts
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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WatchWatch
funnyordie: FOD Classic: The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll) and Peter Paparazzo (Jon Daly) are the Ed Hardy Boyz. They’re equally sick at getting girls and solving mysteries. Important piece of history right here.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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